Re: Ranks
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:32 pm
There's a rule 6 and 7 somewhere but I forget....
Kate you slacker! Post the entire list!
Kate you slacker! Post the entire list!
1) Shaming of any type, including but not limited to: engine shaming, cushion shaming, something's-out-of-place-in-that-picture shaming, lake shaming, boat-length shaming, trailer shaming, tow-vehicle shaming, pajama-boy shaming, your-project's-over-budget/over-due shaming, antiquated-equipment (e.g., lights, props) shaming. Penalty: One Rank Demotion.
2) More than 5 typos or gobbledygook messages: One Rank Demotion. (BB, I see "Ensign' in your future.)
3) More then 5 thread hijackings: One Rank Demotion. (Footnote: Any mention of "turtles" or "snakes" in such hijackings, doubles the demotion.)
4) Whining, excuse making, begging for pity: Two Rank Demotion.
5) Insufficient deference to any Member with the user name "Kate" (or "Katie") shall be deemed insubordination. Penalty: Dishonorable Discharge.
6) Threatening any Member named Kate (or Katie) with demotion will be deemed conduct unbecoming. Penalty: One month of posting with the user name "Dead Weight" -- while wearing the avatar, below
7) Pulling pigtails. Penalty: A time-out.
Based on this new, enlightened policy, here are the Current Ranks:
Yt is in a time-out as "Dead Weight" (Rules 6 & 7).
BB is Vice Admiral (and losing stripes daily) (Rules 2 & 3).
L is under investigation for 5) ("*eyes Kate suspiciously") and for deigning to usurp the powers of his higher authorities ("substitute the word "demotion" for "promotion") -- as is akor, for conspiracy ("I agree.")
